Jack La Lanne Lyrics

Blame it on la lanne When something goes wrong That sweatsuited scapegoat For the exercising bomb he's our man My lawn turned yellow My goldfish died I squirted some ben-gay Right in my eye He's the fucking cause That sweatsuited scapegoat With the atomic sock When he exercises me I know he doesn't shower When i see him beatin' meat He makes me want to shower