Theme From A Nofx Album Lyrics

We're professional punkers, we come from the suburbs After 15 years we're still having fun Now we're over 30, not looking so purty At least we got a beat up accordian That's Erik our drummer, his father's a plumber He drank enough booze to get Rhode Island drunk Now sober but smelly, he's got one big belly From living the good life provided by punk Singin', singin', singin'... Buy me a Beck's beer or pass me a bong Gimme some bushmills I'll sing you this song Open another big box of cheap wine We're over 30, we're doin' just fine Hefe's not satanic, he's one hip Hispanic He grew up with one dozen cousins and kin He wears baggy pants, he knows how to break dance You've seen him do every impersonation {Well, blow me down, Olive! Heavens to Murgatroyd, it's Eric Melvin, even! Father!} That's Melvin on six string - "So tell me I can't sing" Oh I think you can, just don't do it 'round me Stick with what you know, playing guitar solo With Hetson and Watt in punk karaoke Singin', singin', singin'... Buy me a Beck's beer or pass me a bong Give me some bushmills I'll sing you this song Open another big box of cheap wine We're over 30 we're doin' just fine My name is Fat Mike, I'm obsessed with big lesbians I've been a punk rocker for most of my life I sing kinda flat, I'm not really so fat But that's how I hit 'em, with hook or with slice "I'm Kent I do sounds", look he's getting so round "I'm Timmy The turtle", he counts and he clicks "I'm gay... I don't care", someone please cut his hair "I'm Limo from Scotland, so give me haggis" Singin'... Singin'... Singin'... Buy me a Beck's beer or pass me a bong Gimme some bushmills I'll sing you this song Open another big box of cheap wine We're over 30 we're doin' just fine Buy me a Beck's beer or pass me a bong Gimme some bushmills, I'll sing you this song Bum me a qualude or chop me a lime We're pushin' 40 we're doin' just fine {Buy me Newcastle, or pass me a bong Gimme Glenlivet, I'll sing you this song Open another big box of cheap wine If you take the low road, then I'll take the high}