We Made You Lyrics

Official lyrics for We Made You, performed by Eminem.

[Eminem] Guess who? You miss me? Jessica Simpson, sing the chorus [Chorus: female singer] + (Eminem) When you walked, through the door (woo!) It was clear to me (clear to me) You're the one, they adore Who they came to see (who they came to see) You're a, rock star (baby!) Everybody wants you (everybody wants you!) Hater (ohh!) Who can really blame you? (who can really blame you?) We're the ones who made you [Eminem] Chka... ahem, back by popular demand Now pop a little Zantac, or antacid if you can You're ready to attack on any task that is at hand How does it feel? Is it fantastic, is it grand? Well look at all the massive masses in the stands Steady man, no don't massacre the fans Damn, I think Kim Kardashian's a man She stomped him, just cause he asked to put his hands on her massive, glutius maximus again Sweeter than swishers then pass it to a friend Can he come back as nasty as he can? Yes he can-can, don't ask me this again He does not mean to lesbian offend But Lindsey, please come back to seein men Samantha's a 2, you're practically a 10 I know you want me girl, in fact, I see a grin Now come in, girl [Chorus] [Eminem] The enforcer, lookin for more women to torture Walk up to the cutest girl then, Charlie Horse her Sorry Portia, but what's Ellen DeGeneres have that I don't? Are ya tellin me tetanus? Well I can be as gelatin or smooth as a gentleman Give me my Ritalin, inhaler, and two Xenadrin And I'll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner then Nail her, baby say hello to my little friend Stick Britney, K-Fed, let's cut off the middleman Forget him or you're gonna end up in the hospital again And this time it won't be for the Ritalin binge Forget them other men, girl pay the middle attention And little did I mention that Jennifer's in love with me John Mayer so sit on the bench Man I swear, them other guys, you give 'em an inch They take a mile, they got style, but it isn't Slim [Chorus] [Eminem - singing] And that's why, my love, you'll never live, without I know you want me girl cause I can see you're checkin me out And baby, you know, you know you want, me too Don't try to deny it baby, I'm the only one, for you {*fart*} [Eminem] Damn girl, I'm beginning to sprout an Alfalfa Why should I wash my filthy mouth out? You think that's bad you should hear the rest of my album Never has there been such finesse and nostalgia Man Cash, I don't mean to mess up your gal but Jessica Alba, put her breasts on my mouth but Wowsers, I just made a mess in my trousers And they wonder why I keep dressin like Elvis Lord help us, he's back in his pink Elf shirt Lookin like someone shrinked his outfit I think he's 'bout to flip, Jessica Rest assured Superman's here to rescue ya Can you blame me? You're my Amy, I'm your Blake Matter fact, make me a birthday cake with a saw blade in it to make my jailbreak Baby I think you just met your soulmate Now break it down, girl [Chorus] [Eminem] So baby baby get down, down-down Baby get down, down-down Baby get down, down-down Baby get down, get down Baby get down, down-down Baby get down, down-down Baby get down, down-down Baby get down, get down [Outro: Eminem] Ohh Amy, we have never looked so good! I can't wait, I'm going back Ha ha, woo! Dr. Dre! 2020! Yeah