Whats the Matter with Parents Today Lyrics

Mom and dad, howd ya get so rad, when exactly did you get so hip Wearing teenage clothers you're always coming to my shows And telling me that I should mellow out It's absurd, you're singing every word You'ew not supposed to like my band, things I like you don't understand So please put down that rum and coke, that's no behavior for old folk Can't we just hang on holidays Dad and mum, what planet are you from, And what convinced you to pack up and leave Doin drugs and asking me for hugs, what's the matter with parents today Not again, when will it end Dads dressing like Motley Crue and why is moms hair dyed bright blue They're staying out till 2 or 3 and then having sex publicly i thought the apple fell far from the tree Mom and dad I think you ought, to quit smoking so much put And hanging with my friends Laying round on the couch, with my Misfits records out Softly banging your heads Maybe it's just a passing phase, What's the matter with my parents these days