You Were Too Ugly To Rape So I Just Beat The Shit Out Of You Lyrics

Rape! Rape! Rape! Rape! I drank a case of whiskey And you looked like Jeanine Jizm I drank another case of whiskey And you looked like Roseanne Barr You were to ugly to rape, so I beat you up When I looked at you, I had to throw up I drank a case of whiskey And you looked like Sheila Micheals I drank another case of everclear And you looked like Ileana Douglas You were to ugly to rape, so I beat you up When I looked at you, I had to throw up